I got invited to go floating down the Ocmulgee on Sunday by a guy on Grindr whose mom's first cousin is married to my mom's first cousin. I just discovered this relationship today, although I've been acquaintances with the fella for almost twenty years, as we frequented the same gay club that Randall bartended at in Macon. I asked my friend--the club's former owner--about him, and he said that he and his partner were most likely going to try to fuck me. But I'm hoping I can pull the incest card so I don't have to be impolite.
I just really want to float down the river.
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- ben
- i've been in a semi-nomadic state since the turn of the century, but i can generally be found in georgia or california. i like making up songs and playing with kitties. if you want to see how much i've changed over the years, feel free to visit my old journal from 2001-2008 at monkeeshyne.livejournal.com
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