Tonight I decided to forego my usual neurotic methods of getting laid. Being who I am never seems to work out, as I am entirely too impatient to fall in love the old-fashioned way.
So, I contacted four guys I have been interested in recently and experimentally asked them if they wanted to fool around.
Apparently being blunt has its advantages. The first three, who had previously seemed fairly uninterested, were eager to drop what they were doing to suck my dick. I took one of their offers, as this experiment was making me inadvertantly horny, and I wanted to get out of the office anyway.
The fourth, however, didn't seem to take my bait. Alas, he's the only one that interests me now--the only one with whom I could actually foresee myself having any sort of a long-lasting relationship.
I need a percocet.
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About Me
- ben
- i've been in a semi-nomadic state since the turn of the century, but i can generally be found in georgia or california. i like making up songs and playing with kitties. if you want to see how much i've changed over the years, feel free to visit my old journal from 2001-2008 at monkeeshyne.livejournal.com
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